FEMALE VOICE: Do you know who this is?
ME: Uhhh...
FEMALE VOICE: I'll give you a hint: I haven't seen you in the last four months,
I've recently been out of the country, and I've decided to come back and call
you out of the clear blue.
ME: Do you have any idea how many of the women in my life you've just described?
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